Bants With Pa #1

 

 

‘Seun?’

‘Yes dad?’

‘When are you….’

‘I swear on my mother’s grave, if you ask me anything about marriage or wife, I will call Igbobi and tell them you need extensive reconstructive surgery – ‘

‘No o! Ah. Marriage ke? I was going to ask when you were bringing your little girl to come see me ni o!’

‘Ehen? Soon.’

 

*Later*

 

‘Seun?’

‘Sir?’

‘Did you have to swear on your mother’s grave?’

‘Nothing else would have stopped you.’

 

*Much later*

 

‘Seun?’

‘Yeah?’

‘You’re wicked o.’

‘Learnt from the best, sir. Oh yeah.’

‘unpostable language’.

‘Sorry o.’

 

 

Happy Father’s Day. Love you, pa.

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