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Movie Review: Picture Perfect Is Damn Near So.




Is there any such thing as a ‘perfect Nollywood movie’?


I, along with a lot other people don’t expect a lot from Nollywood. I’m used to substandard work, movies with plots that make little sense, acting that means something else entirely, dialogue that sounds like it was inspired by Martians – and a billion other flaws.


But every now and then, a movie comes along and makes me want to jump for joy.


I hardly go to the cinemas to watch a Nollywood film. This one, I stumbled into by accident. I was at the cinema to pretend-watch the latest Ape Planet something. I changed my mind last minute – but then, I still wanted to watch a movie.




Against my judgment, I chose Picture Perfect. And I can tell you, I didn’t feel as fulfilled watching Spiderman: Homecoming.


And that is saying a lot.

It is written and produced by Biodun Stephen and directed by Tope Alake. The premise is simple: a tailor/fashion designer gets stuck in a notorious neighborhood and is about to be assaulted by a couple of touts. She’s saved by another tout who pretends to know her from somewhere – just to save her from the other ‘undesirable elements’. A bunch of funny things happen – along with a major plot twist – or not so much a twist, depending on what side of the camera you’re usually on.


I saw it coming tho.


It’s a simple movie; it isn’t trying to fix humanity or the government for that matter. It isn’t trying to make us see the value (or lack thereof) of marriage; it’s not trying to sell us the glam and flimflam of how the other half lives. It’s just trying to be a fun movie; sweet and entertaining.


And that; it manages quite well.


Picture Perfect works best because the cast completely inhabits their characters. Bisola Aiyeola smoked as Kiksy, the lead female’s best friend. She’s completely natural – though she does come across as overacting in a couple of scenes. But she is the voice of reason (as the lead’s best friend usually is) and she’s sweet and kind and fun and real and will marry me by force or…


I’m just kidding.


The women in the movie represent a class of oft-ignored Nigerian woman – strong, independent, capable, and caring, don’t exactly need men but want them nonetheless. The women in this movie are not weak, neither do they have an agenda or feel a need to shove the gender argument in your face. They are just women who love life and are living it on their own terms. I gotta get behind that.


Bolanle Ninalowo also rocked as Jobe aka Jobsy Jor-Jor, the tout who rescues Kumbi (Mary Njoku) from his less-than-gentlemanly associates. I would like to meet this young man, because his accent is spot on, and he cannot seem to stop saying ‘philanderer’ in all its forms. He’s the quintessential tout; rough, strong, respected, honorable, kind, thoughtful, considerate…Jobsy is a character to love and root for.


Mary Njoku, the female lead is also a pot of discovery. The way she switches between fluent English and Yoruba is noteworthy. She, just like Bisola is also completely natural, inhabits the character with grace and feeling. She is believable in all of her scenes, from the dissenting friend to the spurned lover to the consensual lover to the protective mother. The cast had a lot of fun creating this movie – and I’m sure the viewers will too.


The movie is not without its flaws tho, as a couple of scenes/incidents defy explanation, and in some cases, reason. Nothing major, however, the couple plot holes do not dim the fun to be had even slightly.


Is there any such thing as a ‘perfect Nollywood movie’?

Maybe not yet; and I stand corrected, but Picture Perfect comes close.


Now showing in a cinema near you.  


10 responses

  1. Sholz

    I guess I will watch it since Seun has such pleasant words…or he just likes Bisola?…lol..

    July 18, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    • Haven’t met the girl.

      You, I definitely like. How do you plan to watch?

      July 18, 2017 at 2:17 pm

  2. Vasily Mikhailovich Doestovski

    Damn, I’ll have to watch this

    July 18, 2017 at 3:12 pm

  3. Oma

    OK…OK…*nodding slowly*

    I’m going to watch this…

    July 18, 2017 at 5:15 pm

  4. Emmanuel isiuwe

    Coming from you seun,I think I will go check the movie out. Seun iam having an exhibition on 28 th didi museum 4pm akin adesola st vi hope to see you there

    July 20, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    • Please do o!

      Sure – I would love to be at your exhibition. Thank you for inviting me!

      July 22, 2017 at 10:02 pm

  5. I watched this movie because of this review 🙂 I have never watched a Nigerian movie at the cinemas before! Your review is apt! I did laugh and I had a warm, fuzzy, nice, lovey-dovey kinda feeling after watching the movie. I dislike agberos but Jobsy kinda sorta make me just like them a bit now 🙂

    August 15, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    • Thank you so much. For reading my reviews and trusting my judgment.

      Glad to know I didn’t let you down!

      August 15, 2017 at 11:44 pm

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