My dad told me about his desire to acquire a girlfriend.
“I want a young girl – someone in her twenties,” he said, unable to sit still in his chair; looking only twenty years my senior. “You know, someone that can get this stale blood pumping and some clotted pipelines working again.”
I regarded him in silence for a while. And then I said, “I hope you’ve written your will and prepared your last testament. And I also hope; you’re ready to go down in history as the first man to do a two-way transition.”
He frowned. “Whatever are you talking about? Two-way transition – what’s that?”
“You’ll cum and go,” was my response.