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Saving Dapo IX


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SAVING DAPO - Masthead 9



I could lie here forever; Dapo thought.

The rush of the waves sounded like Lagbaja’s saxophone, running soothing fingers along the nerve endings inside his head. Softly blending lights, stars blinking like diamonds laid in blue velvet – pink lips softening in a smile all lined his vision.

Which was strange, considering his eyes were closed.

Some of the diamonds in his imagination – cold and hard, began to trickle down his back and his eyes flew open. His clutching right hand closed on air as Yemisi danced away – and then he jumped up and began a dance of his own as wet sand she poured on his back entered his shorts.

“What is wrong with you!” he yelled, jumping up and down, shaking his shorts violently while other folk paused in their merrymaking and looked at the alien amongst them.
After dancing all variations of etighi, azonto and creating some new ones, he looked around, freezing when he finally found his girlfriend.



Those are boobs, my friend. BOOBS. When was the last time you really looked at those?

Dapo posed as if he was thinking deeply. “Whoa. That’s such a cheap below-the-belt blow,” he complained.

Think about it.

”I am thinking!” His shoulders drooped. “It has been a while.”

His heart pounded as he looked at his girlfriend of five weeks for the first time; really looked at her as a woman not as a friend or sister, as he liked to tell himself. What he saw was a woman; a very beautiful one at that.

Her skin…well, it wasn’t particularly blemish-free or stained, but he did not mind. She wore it well – she gleamed.

Her boobs were like oranges – small oranges; barely making bumps in the loose t-shirt she was wearing. He didn’t care. They were exquisite. Her legs –

He always knew how fabulous her legs were but looking at them now, laid bare by bum shorts, he thought they looked like well made barbeque turkey.

He liked barbeque turkey.

And her hips…

You better get over yourself and this ridiculous I-feel-like-I’m-dating-my-sister bullshit syndrome in your head and take what’s being offered. It won’t always be there, you know.


“And that IS the wahala.”

“Are you okay?” Yemisi crept closer, caution in her steps despite the concern in her voice. Dapo said nothing, allowing his whole demeanor speak defeat. Yemisi forgot herself and hurried towards him.

“What is…” Her sentence was punctuated by a shriek as Dapo burst into motion, charging towards her as she turned and ran as though her life depended on it. She was on automatic; Dapo marveled as she went from zero to one eighty in seconds.

“I’m going to catch you!” he yelled, laughing loudly as he accelerated. He felt good, tearing through the cold night air and beach-partying people in pursuit. Yemisi’s shrieking laughter sounded closer than before, and he ran even harder. He caught a glimpse of pink lips, white teeth as she looked over her shoulder – and then she dropped below his sight as she missed her footing. Dapo closed his eyes and executed a dive Sarsaparilla would have envied, catching her midriff and rolling over to end up on top.

Her laughter washed over him in waves of beautiful calm, and he opened his eyes, expecting to look into her shiny ones.

Imagine his surprise when it remained pitch black.

He nodded this way and that, checked by soft yet firm lumps of flesh on either side of his head. He stopped moving as he realized the only thing ‘soft yet firm lumps of flesh’ around where they were could be.

Yemisi’s loud laughter confirmed his thoughts and he looked up, his lips a few inches from hers.

How do you kiss your sister?

Idiot. Try ‘how do you kiss your girlfriend’ and whether you like it or not…

“Yeah. I get.” He mumbled and slid upwards till he was eye to eye with Yemisi. Her laughter faded out in time with the Mariah Carey playing in the background; in time with the clashing waves and incoming tide, in time with the dancing and laughing couples till all that remained were her eyes and lips; eyes glued nervously to Dapo’s hungry ones and lips that kept opening to allow a pink appendage dart out at intervals.

He focused on that and followed it through.

It’s so easy to forget what’s it’s like to be caught in a passionate embrace with someone you care about. Frighteningly easy to forget what a passionate kiss feels like.

It wasn’t ‘shocking’ or ‘electrifying’ or anything like that, it just felt as though his tongue had a million nerve endings and someone had dumped a five-flavor ice cream on it. Various sensations and tastes scrambled for expression in his head; anymore and his brain would short-circuit.

Dapo winced involuntarily as Yemisi’s teeth tightened around his tongue in reaction to the cold tide that suddenly drenched them both, leaving them spluttering and gasping.




He wiped his forehead clean of water and sand, and then finally opened his eyes.


Opened them – and couldn’t close them anymore even if he wanted to.

And he did not want to.

For a second, Dapo doubted the girl in front of him was the same as his friend Yemisi. It wasn’t as though she morphed or anything.

She just did not look like Yemisi.

Her hands were in her hair attempting to wring it dry. Only somehow the pose made her look like Beyonce on stage in front of salivating men. The wet t-shirt she had on was wet and therefore molded itself to every available curve on the surface of her upper body. There was a lot of ‘curve’ and so Dapo’s throat began to bench press eagerly. Her bra –

Something was pulling his eyes, but it wasn’t till he looked down he realized what it was. Her bellybutton was a dimple that accentuated rather than flawed the smooth landscape the wet t-shirt had exposed. There was a bulge where her tummy was – but he really did not care.

A frilly blue something whose color matched something else higher up peeked over the edge of her shorts, subtly waving. He couldn’t seem to decide whether to keep leading with his eyes or to follow them with his hands. Something long-forgotten stirred to life and slowing fanned itself into a raging fire.

“Something you like, boyfie?”

He tried to speak but only a croak came out. He tried again.

“Words fail me, so I think I should revert to that age-old but evergreen and ever-true cliché – ‘action speaks louder than words’.

His eyes narrowed as Yemisi lay back on the wet sand with as much poise as she would lie on a divan. Keeping her eyes locked with his, she spoke;

“Then act.”






“Why aren’t you eating?”

Dapo looked from his knees. Yemisi was seated at his elbow, chewing on KFC chicken as though her teeth had been replaced with glass. He smiled.

“I’m probably having too much fun looking at you,” he answered. His left hand rose in a lazy arc that ended on her head and got lost in her hair.

“Don’t do that o, you know what they say about a woman’s hair.”

Dapo’s hand stilled but remained where it was. “And what do they say about that?”

She shook his hand off and continued eating. “Are you a learner?”

The extended silence drew her attention from the chicken she was holding to her boyfriend. Dapo sat still, head cocked in the direction of dunes in the distance. She wanted to ask what he was thinking – but she did not want to interrupt what might be a profound moment for him.

She reached for the hand nearest her – his left hand and held it.

He squeezed back gently and then began to talk.



“You know my dad’s sick, right?”

Yemisi was silent, her heart lurching with fear as Dapo continued to speak. “You don’t have to answer that. How would you know? It’s not like you’re psychic or anything.”

She liked the warmth from his hand whenever he pressed hers like he was doing just then.

“He’s sick. Diabetes. And it looks like…” his shoulders slumped. “My mum has been asking me to come home but I really don’t care. I don’t want to see him.”

Yemisi returned the gentle pressure of his hands but remained silent. It wasn’t the time to start sermonizing.

“She misses me, you know. She called me yesterday and was crying. Mosun’s not back from Spain yet but Peju has been with mum since.” He paused for a moment. “You remember Peju, right?”

“Your elder sister? You guys are cool now, abi?”

He shrugged. “Makes no difference to me either way. We just happen to be born of the same mother – we don’t have to get along.”

Yemisi had to ask. “And Mosun?”

She felt her heart soften like Eclairs that had stayed too long in a conductor’s pocket as he smiled. It did something to his face, something that made him look like he was fifteen years old again.

“She’s great. I suspect she’s found herself a moustache twirling Zorro wannabe,” his fingers plucked at an imaginary moustache as he turned his nose in the air. He had to reach out to stop himself from falling as Yemisi punched his shoulder.

“I guess you guys get on so well because you’re the last two.”

“How does it feel to be the last?” Dapo asked Yemisi, shifting wet hair away from her face. “Lonely?”

“No o. Just overworked and over disciplined. Everyone was too concerned that I would end up spoilt so they paid too much attention to disciplining me. Sore buttocks and tear-drenched pillows describe most of my nights growing up – but it’s okay. I forgave them a while ago.”

Dapo’s face closed as though a shutter was lowered over it. “Well I’m happy for you.”

The shrill ring of his phone interrupted the conversation. Yemisi reached into her bag and handed him the guilty phone – the Samsung Galaxy.

“Hello?” he answered, the question in his response telling Yemisi he did not know the caller.

“It’s me jo, baby cousin.”

Dapo flared up. “This your baby cousin greeting is really annoying. I have a name, you know?”

“Easy now, no vex. How far Dapo?”

He felt his muscles loosen and he closed his eyes as Yemisi’s firm hands massaged his shoulders. He exhaled slowly.

“I dey, ‘Lekun. You don enter country?”

“Yes o! I don dey for almost three weeks now. I bin dey Lag, then I enter Ib go greet my people. I suppose show Lagos next week then enter your side.”

“No problem na. Just tell me when you wan come,” Dapo answered, smiling as Yemisi gasped from his quick kiss. “I dey always.”

His cousin’s soft chuckle drifted down the line. “You go text me address na,” he said.

“No wahala. If I no send am tonight just call me tomorrow.”

“Okay now.” There was some silence, and then a click as the line disconnected.

“Just send the text now,” Yemisi said.

Dapo dived on her. “After I kiss you some more,” he said.

Their laughter was loud and happy.





23 responses

  1. *reaches for hand fan * All this romance is heating up this Monday morning that has been cooled by the rain. Have mercy, and some of us got weak hearts, eh!

    March 31, 2014 at 8:39 am

  2. I find myself waiting for d email that tells me a new episode’s out

    Are u on twitter?

    March 31, 2014 at 9:01 am

    • Yes I am!


      Thank you plenty!

      March 31, 2014 at 9:14 am

  3. hmm..i keep waiting for the part where everything falls apart

    March 31, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    • Dont be mean. it musnt fall apart o. 😦

      April 1, 2014 at 7:04 am

      • It happens na.

        After all, Mr. Achebe titled a whole book after…*ducks pure water* what have I said now..?!

        April 1, 2014 at 8:59 am

      • lol. it won’t fall apart…it would just be rocked a little..

        April 1, 2014 at 7:26 pm

  4. loool Seun pls how did you come up with this? ‘She felt her heart soften like Eclairs that had stayed too long in a conductor’s pocket as he smiled’

    April 1, 2014 at 7:04 am

    • Em, I thought it up I guess.

      Thank you!

      April 1, 2014 at 8:58 am

  5. LOL @ Elsie exactly my thoughts.

    April 1, 2014 at 7:50 am

    • You know she said two things…

      Thank you!

      April 1, 2014 at 8:59 am

  6. Yemi

    Good work Seun, but this episode is short o. Well done

    April 1, 2014 at 9:02 am

  7. Tedy

    I am alrdy into it nd u just ended it. Y nw?

    April 1, 2014 at 10:36 am

    • So sorry! That’s where the teacher shouted ‘pens up!’

      Hehehehe! Thank you so much!

      April 1, 2014 at 10:43 pm

  8. Tedy

    I was alrdy into it nd u just ended it. Y nw?

    April 1, 2014 at 10:36 am

  9. Dapo sha… he can SEE!
    *** I wish him all the best

    Meanwhile, how come I didn’t know this part was up

    and whats up with his talk with Yemisi’s mom

    April 2, 2014 at 12:02 am

  10. Aji

    Good story, I am hooked, please not let it fall apart, Dapo and yemisi look good together. Best romance story, I have read in a long while.

    April 2, 2014 at 8:25 am

    • Wow.

      Thank you so much. I’m humbled!

      April 3, 2014 at 12:38 am

  11. Foster

    Phew. That was intense. Keep it coming brother.

    April 2, 2014 at 7:19 pm

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