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To A Few Good Ladies.

Ladies, please. We get it. Respect you? Check. Love you? Check. Lie to you when you want? Er…check! Tell you your behind is the only one we see at the airport or particularly at places with high feminine traffic? Check.

But what about us?

We want to be  pampered too. We like it when you buy our favorite scent or one you think we’d like too. We like when you show us off to your friends too. We like it when you send a car to pick us up for a surprise dinner too. And please, don’t be afraid to lie to us. Tell us we’re finer than Idris Elba – even though its a case of a six-pack versus one. Write us little notes that remind us you think about us through your terribly hectic day. And in bed, don’t fake it. Please. You’re not feeling us, do tell. We’ll tear Mount Vesuvius down to please you.

Just speak.

And don’t worry about us deserving all that. We know what we want, and we’re not afraid to work for it. After all, there’s a reason you chose us.

So can we work together – and take back the family? We’re a team o – all this rivalry is only going to put us at odds with each other.

– To a few good ladies. From a few good men.

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27 responses

  1. favour

    Ok ok, I totally love this write-up.Relationships whether family,friends or that special someone should never be parasitic, it is a give and take affair!

    If you aren’t receiving any love,check it,Are you giving any?

    March 18, 2014 at 11:10 am

    • Interesting question!

      Thank you so much!

      March 18, 2014 at 11:23 am

  2. I’ve always said this and now Seun has penned them down. It’s not always about receiving. It’s about giving too.
    Lovely. Well done

    March 18, 2014 at 12:18 pm

  3. Yemie

    A honest piece of writing! Reminds me of the tale of the tap and the bucket. The tap, always doling out and the bucket, forever receiving. We must strike a balance to be both a tap as well as a bucket at different points in time. Great thinking, kudos!

    March 18, 2014 at 12:30 pm

  4. Lol at the “we want you to lie to us too” !

    March 18, 2014 at 3:58 pm

  5. Now we get the memo sir. We shall be doing…check!

    March 18, 2014 at 5:25 pm

  6. The engine of my poor brain knocked at “tear Mount Vesuvius down…”
    Hmmmmmm.
    Cheers.

    March 18, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    • Why am I not surprised?

      Thank you!

      March 18, 2014 at 6:45 pm

  7. word! *from one of the few good men*

    March 18, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    • Ah.

      Amen. Thank you bro.

      And you too.

      March 18, 2014 at 8:11 pm

  8. So I’m adding these points to my list of ‘things to remember’.
    You want to be lied to right? Double check! lol
    Interesting post this is, from one of the few good men.

    March 18, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    • Wait o. It depends on the lie o!

      Hehehe. Thank you!

      March 19, 2014 at 2:35 am

  9. Hmmm! Let me commit this info to memory. Very useful. I can do things with this. *rubs palms together *

    March 19, 2014 at 9:04 am

  10. Ene

    This I love! There is too much fighting over the simplest things these days…

    March 19, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    • As in…

      And I don’t get that. Really!

      Thank you for coming!

      March 19, 2014 at 5:22 pm

  11. Gloria A

    very lovely piece

    March 19, 2014 at 7:08 pm

  12. Lol, short humorous and straight to the point. I love the don’t fake it in bed part! It is veeeery important! Weldone Seun Odukoya.

    March 20, 2014 at 12:12 pm

  13. Oh that I decide to reply to this post. Let me jejely chop my beef quietly.

    March 24, 2014 at 8:56 am

    • *clear throat*

      Thanks ma’am!

      Great week.

      March 24, 2014 at 9:18 am

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