It’s a joke, really.
If love is a crime, some people really should be arrested
Me? I should be drawn, quartered and distributed
Along with warning tools for lovesick weary fools
An example to shine light in love’s weary pool
But can you blame me?
I would have accepted if you hadn’t offered it
Believed I was dreaming if you hadn’t kissed me
Now you expect me to act like nothing happened?!