He asked you out. You said yes. He looks good. Tall. Charming.
The kind of guy your mother would love to death.
And he can speak. With less than five sentences, he has you drooling already.
And then he invites you to his place. Finally; you think. It’s about that time!
So you drown in perfume and deodorant. Everything – from your earrings to your girdle is new.
You sashay (do ladies still do that these days?) to his crib – and it’s eye candy.
As in, the crib is sweet!
He looks edible. So edible…(okay, I said that before)!
So he asks you what you’d like to eat.
And even though you would have easily said ‘You’, you decide to slow down and whisper ‘whatever you got babe’.
And then he whips THIS out:
What would YOU do?!
Please have an amazing weekend! On God!
See you next week! Woot woot!!
Seun Odukoya 
O boy! A slap will do, LOL.
I can imagine the ladies say things like: “Yeye man…”; “You no get shame” and all that.
Real?!
Hmmm. Let’s see! Thank you!
I’ll leave your place without a word. Then, come back for you at my own due time.
Em…
Okay. Thank you!
Seriously!!???!!! How about I tap him (like, really HAAARD) on the head. then walk outta the house.
Hmmm!
Thank you for coming!
so disgusting. My tripping will end there and then. http://www.secretlilies.com
I’d probably have a good laugh and ask him if he’s tried it before. If he hasn’t we might as well try it together and find out how it tastes!
Interesting! Maybe we should…
Heh! Thank you!
Got me! Still chuckling!
Hehehe! Glad I made you laugh! Thanks for coming!
The guy’s name must be “Flashing White Teeth”
Hehehehehe!
Hahaha! 🙂 This is really hilarious. I didn’t expect that.
But then you go collect beta insults from the girl. 🙂
No lie I think! Thank you!
Some people are just spoilers!! Inyama!
🙂
‘Inyama’ na someborri papa name o!!!
Hehehehehehehe!
oooooops!
lol! I probably wouldn’t know what to say… but I know I’d be writing a blog post about the incident in my head 🙂
Trust!
Thank you!
HAhahahahahahaha!
Yeah bro!