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Lover…Or Killer?!

 

He asked you out. You said yes. He looks good. Tall. Charming.

 

The kind of guy your mother would love to death.

 

And he can speak. With less than five sentences, he has you drooling already.

 

And then he invites you to his place. Finally; you think. It’s about that time!

 

So you drown in perfume and deodorant. Everything – from your earrings to your girdle is new.

 

You sashay (do ladies still do that these days?) to his crib – and it’s eye candy.

 

As in, the crib is sweet!

 

He looks edible. So edible…(okay, I said that before)!

 

So he asks you what you’d like to eat.

 

And even though you would have easily said ‘You’, you decide to slow down and whisper ‘whatever you got babe’.

 

And then he whips THIS out:

IMAGINE!

IMAGINE! Source: Facebook

 

 

What would YOU do?!

 

 

 

Please have an amazing weekend! On God!

 

See you next week! Woot woot!!

 

 

 

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22 responses

  1. O boy! A slap will do, LOL.

    I can imagine the ladies say things like: “Yeye man…”; “You no get shame” and all that.

    June 14, 2013 at 7:36 am

    • Real?!

      Hmmm. Let’s see! Thank you!

      June 14, 2013 at 7:59 am

  2. I’ll leave your place without a word. Then, come back for you at my own due time.

    June 14, 2013 at 10:39 am

  3. Seriously!!???!!! How about I tap him (like, really HAAARD) on the head. then walk outta the house.

    June 14, 2013 at 11:56 am

  4. so disgusting. My tripping will end there and then. http://www.secretlilies.com

    June 14, 2013 at 4:45 pm

  5. I’d probably have a good laugh and ask him if he’s tried it before. If he hasn’t we might as well try it together and find out how it tastes!

    June 16, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    • Interesting! Maybe we should…

      Heh! Thank you!

      June 17, 2013 at 5:55 am

  6. Got me! Still chuckling!

    June 18, 2013 at 5:38 am

    • Hehehe! Glad I made you laugh! Thanks for coming!

      June 18, 2013 at 6:03 am

      • The guy’s name must be “Flashing White Teeth”

        June 19, 2013 at 7:58 am

      • Hehehehehe!

        June 19, 2013 at 8:17 am

  7. Hahaha! 🙂 This is really hilarious. I didn’t expect that.

    But then you go collect beta insults from the girl. 🙂

    June 19, 2013 at 9:52 pm

  8. Some people are just spoilers!! Inyama!
    🙂

    June 20, 2013 at 7:09 am

    • ‘Inyama’ na someborri papa name o!!!

      Hehehehehehehe!

      June 20, 2013 at 7:19 am

      • oooooops!

        June 24, 2013 at 3:20 am

  9. lol! I probably wouldn’t know what to say… but I know I’d be writing a blog post about the incident in my head 🙂

    June 20, 2013 at 1:59 pm

  10. HAhahahahahahaha!

    July 9, 2013 at 3:16 pm

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